Asif Ali - Mr. Machete

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Star of Deli Boys on Hulu, Asif Ali, stops by as Daniel describes a soldier so drunk that he stole a double decker bus to drive home, Jason explains why a Florida man in a clown costume was arrested fro trespassing, and Randy warns that getting a tattoo of a machete on your face might make you use a machete on someone, and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Dan and Rand and Jay will share
0:05.7	Tales of folk so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose the life they choose
0:10.6	We'll make the news breaking down each epic bail in Florida there's half-rise bail
0:15.6	I'm happy to say they couldn't make this up
0:20.2	So listen to our podcast band with co-host our man Dan.
0:24.9	Bander, don't be a jerk.
0:27.2	Because when the music, what's the funny hits, we are going to take you down.
0:32.4	Stick around.
0:33.6	Make a sound hunger down is Dump People Town.
0:36.9	Hey, Tannies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town.
0:41.7	Population, Ali!
0:43.7	Asef Ali.
0:44.7	What's up, buddy?
0:46.0	I'm good.
0:46.6	I'm glad we got you on the view here.
0:48.0	This is great merch.
0:49.3	That's what I said.
0:50.3	The camera department at Deli Boys.
0:52.3	The camera department at Deli Boys made this for us there's only
0:54.8	like 12 of these dude i love it it looks great is it my name on us my actual name on it i'm so happy
1:02.4	that we got you we're going to talk about your show in a little bit but but first you know how dumb
1:06.4	this world is yeah yeah yeah i am a little bit aware of how it's a world. Yeah, you get it.
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