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The Good morning, Gearheads.

This is your pre-pre-game host.

And welcome to the game before the game.

I am, of course, joined by the bobble-headed producer you all know and love.

Craggers!

Are you excited for the big games today, Craggers?

Good morning, Blind Mike.

And good morning to all the football fans out there.

Yes, I am so looking forward to today's slate of games, especially the Packers.

The cheeseheads.

Oh, God, I am so hungry.

I really thought this is Empec would take the temptation away,

but I've never wanted cheese in my life like I do now.

I desire it.

I desire cheddar.

Well, while Craig is fantasizing about food, which is often the case,

let's take a look at some of the starting lineup for the Blind Mike project.

Starting at guard, you better let him cook.

One dayn cook.

At the other guard, standing six feet wide and two feet tall,

Joe, the aliens walk amongst us. Rogan?

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