Ashy-19

Donnell

The Donnell Rawlings Show

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4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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It’s Corona bitches! 'When the going gets tough, the tough get going!' This has never been as important as it is today, dealing with a worldwide pandemic. The only thing realer than COVID-19 is the sincere, honest and lighthearted conversation Donnell has with Michelle Wolf and friends about the Coronavirus. A joke could be to soon, but it could never be too soon for a funny conversation. Let's do our part. Social Distancing is vital to flatten the curve. In honor of the Donnell Rawlings Show Sweet #016 episode, save $10 when you order the Black Ash Candle. It fights Twerk Wind and probably outlast your quarantine! Use discount code NOTTODAYCORONA before the limited batch sells out. Special thanks to @mfdaviddeery, @jivantaroberts, @hollywoodimprov, @michelleisawolf NEW! Black Ash Candle on SALE NOW at the Donnell Rawlings Store: https://store.donnellrawlings.com/col...

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0:00.0	How do you feel about this whole Corona epidemic right now?
0:03.5	Look, I had, look at, I had a first hand experience with it.
0:08.5	Corona?
0:09.5	Well, like whatever this is.
0:10.5	Hold on, let me slide by six feet.
0:12.0	Go ahead. Whatever this shit is. Hold on let me slide by six feet. Go ahead. Whatever this shit is, that's just a hocus bullshit directed at us, me in particular. Me, I clarify that when I say me, because like everything that's going on out here right now is bouncing off for me.
0:27.0	You, me, I am, as they get right, I'm up here for a particular reason.
0:32.0	I do a couple of things, I wear a couple of hats and I ain't going to describe what each hat means. I mean that's for them to figure out. If I share everything with them, then they'll know just as much as I do about me.
0:44.0	But that's the click right there. See, they call ketchup. I don't use ketchup.
0:48.0	Who will ketchup? What does ketchup mean?
0:50.0	Normally they would think you put something on some French fries and such as I don't eat you
0:54.9	the shit on my friend fries, just give me any fry, cook no motherfucking give me them to me.
0:58.5	You put some ketchup on it.
0:59.8	But another way they say you want some ketchup.
1:01.9	Well I'm not trying to catch up with a
1:03.2	motherfucking thing you do. We ain't trying to catch up with your job.
1:07.4	Yeah, whatever you got going on you keep on keeping it. And then like about me when you
1:12.0	come up do you want some catch up?
1:13.1	No, darling, I go on to a whole lot of keep up.
1:15.1	Right.
1:16.1	You try to keep up with me because like I'm keeping up with the time.
1:18.3	My day say, what time is, like what time is, oh, okay, you got the time?
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