Ash Learns The Bible: Ep. 3- God, the OG Cardi B
That's So Fcked Up
Ashley Love Richards
4.5 • 541 Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2024
⏱️ 52 minutes
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In our third episode, Kristal continues our journey with Exodus. Plagues and Passover and the Desert, Oh My! Kristal also makes some compelling arguments about how God is sort of like Cardi B.
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-Research and storytelling by Kristal Adams.
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-Sources:
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| 0:00.0 | They just want to go party in the desert, right? |
| 0:03.0 | That's all they're asking for. |
| 0:04.0 | They're asking for the biblical Coachella. |
| 0:07.0 | A little break from the slavery. |
| 0:10.0 | Just like for a few days, dude, let us... |
| 0:12.0 | A few headlining acts. |
| 0:13.0 | Just, you know, not a big deal. |
| 0:15.0 | Everybody's talking all this stuff about him. |
| 0:20.0 | Why don't they just let God live? |
| 0:23.6 | Tell me why. |
| 0:24.6 | He don't need permission, makes his own decisions. |
| 0:29.6 | That's God's prerogative. |
| 0:31.6 | That's God's prerogative, eh. Are you ready to rumble? |
| 0:49.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.3 | Let's rumble. |
| 0:51.8 | Do you guys smell what God is cooking? |
| 0:54.3 | Nah. Not the rock. The God. Let's rumble Do you guys smell what God is cooking? Nah |
| 0:55.7 | Not the rock |
| 0:57.1 | Or the God |
| 0:58.1 | Also the rock though |
| 1:00.6 | God is also |
| 1:01.8 | Refer to as the rock |
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