Ash and Alex Do Scientology- Ep. 6: It's Not Me, It's Xenu
That's So Fcked Up
Ashley Love Richards
4.5 • 541 Ratings
🗓️ 23 June 2023
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
You down with OTIII? Ya, you know me! Just kidding, I'm not, because Scientology is bad. Like really bad, if you haven't caught on yet. But this is where we get to meet our homeboy Xenu, and start to suspect that ol' LRH was maybe tripping a little bit of balls when he wrote that sht.
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| 0:00.0 | So the Thaitans that he sent down to the volcanoes with the H-bombs are those the tiny little |
| 0:08.0 | Thaitans that are connected to you today? |
| 0:11.2 | You're communicating with all these little beings telepathically. |
| 0:14.9 | This is all in your head. |
| 0:16.5 | If everybody's a Thayton, then why do you have little Thetons or big Thaetans connected to you? |
| 0:22.1 | You guys, if this show doesn't go on, blame Alex, because I'm dead. |
| 0:26.8 | They're doing it, doing it, doing it well. |
| 0:29.3 | Doing it, doing it, doing it well. |
| 0:34.2 | Ashen Alex are doing Scientology well. |
| 0:38.3 | We're doing it, doing it, doing it well. Ashton Alex are doing signology well. We're doing it, doing it, doing it well. |
| 0:41.3 | It's so catchy. |
| 0:43.3 | Oh, LL CoolJ slash Alex and Ashley. |
| 0:48.3 | Collabbing. |
| 0:50.3 | On Wednesdays, we wear pink. |
| 0:52.3 | And what are we wearing today? I was actually just thinking about that. |
| 0:56.0 | And you have like a pink thing in the background? |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, I've got like a pinky purple light. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, hell yeah. |
| 1:03.0 | On Wednesdays we wear pink. This is our new thing. |
| 1:06.0 | So, hello, welcome. I'm representing Colorado today. |
| 1:11.6 | I'm representing London, I guess. |
| 1:13.6 | Although I'm actually, my hat is from Atlanta. |
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