Welcome to the Rupol's Drag Race Recap Show for All-Star Season 6, Episode 1, titled Variety Show, Extravaganza.

My name's Joe Batanz, and I am joined as always by two sickening co-hosts first from Bloody Plot.

Bloody Plotcast, well, yeah.

Please say, hello, hello, hello to the goddess of glitz, glamour, gossip, and gore herself, Miss Lori Roggancambe.

Hello, Lori.

Hello, how. Hello.

How are you?

I'm doing very well.

You know, we don't usually do, for All-Star 6, we don't do Just Between Us Girls.

But it turned into a Just Between Us Girls because you are wired today.

What is that?

I had like, well, so I had to wake up early because my cleaning lady came today and she came like an hour early. So she, so we woke up with like a start.

I mean, I just had to like race around and get ready and leave the house.

Yeah.

And so ever since then, I've just been downing like so much caffeine because I've just been feeling so out of it today.

So, like, I would say five minutes before I sat down, I just, all the caffeine hit me at once.

So. I have something to talk about.

It's going to be a fun episode.

Before I do, I want to bring in our co-host for this season.

Well, for most of the season until he gets married and he went away.

Oh, my God.

This was a conversation somewhere about how Salander's the one that thinks he's only gone for like a week.

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