You're listening to, atheistically speaking. Oh, Hello and welcome to atheistically speaking this is episode 109 with your

host Thomas Smith with your recently food poisoned host Thomas Smith. I can only suspect that a I don't know some

religious assassin was sent was dispatched from the shadows to put some sort of bad bacteria in my

burrito that I had can only I mean I can only assume that's what happened.

So last third let me think last Thursday's episode I recorded this is very important to give you the

chronology and an accounting of my food poisoning

adventure because it was pretty fun. It's something I've never done before so it's worth

talking about. Yeah this was my first foray into a food poisoning. So yeah, it was Wednesday. I was, let's see, I recorded this show first and then Lydia, who maybe is in on the, you know, religious plot against my life, brought home a

burrito, a suspicious burrito.

That wasn't suspicious at the time, but looking back,

it was a burrito and that, and it gave me food poisoning.

So that's the only suspicious thing about it.

I don't know, I guess guess I guess there wasn't really

anything beyond that. And I ate it and then immediately it was like this

something's not right. The weird thing is I doubt my food poisoning was

particularly thing is I doubt my food poisoning was particularly bad I don't think but I just felt like I ate the

burrito and then within five minutes I was like I'm really full like it wasn't even a big burrito and I was

it was what I would normally consider not a lot of food like I would have eaten it

and been like yeah I'm fine totally fine didn't eat too much you know didn't eat too little just

right I started feeling like I ate like five burritos I was like really full it was weird and

then I just you know gradually began puking and that's that was that story in my life and then I had to record T and the B after that

So if you look if you listen back to last week I wasn't sure what was wrong yet.

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