As The World CERNS

The Brilliant Idiots

Comedy

4.6 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2026

⏱️ 127 minutes

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This week on The Brilliant Idiots, the guys go completely off the rails—in the best way possible. Charlamagne and Andrew dive headfirst into wild internet conspiracy theories, including a hilarious breakdown of the idea that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein might actually be time travelers. From mysterious 1890s books about Barron Trump to random $20 bill conspiracies, the conversation spirals into the kind of chaotic, laugh-out-loud speculation that only The Brilliant Idiots can deliver. Along the way, the crew debates whether conspiracy culture is catching up to reality, argues about dinosaurs vs. whales (yes, really), and somehow ends up ranking the most beautiful women in the world. Later in the episode, the conversation turns to internet drama, including Charlamagne responding to Dame Dash, and on a bizarre interview moment involving Shia LaBeouf, leading to a deep dive into masculinity, religion, and awkward podcast confessions. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: ⁠⁠https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots⁠⁠ Jess Hilarious - Til Death Do We Parent - ⁠Pre Order⁠ 2Chainz - The Voice in my head is God - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ The Black Family Who Built America - Cheryl McKissack Daniel -⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks- By Charlamagne Tha God - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Check out Andrew Schulz - ⁠⁠www.theandrewschulz.com⁠⁠ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" - ⁠⁠https://blackeffect.com⁠⁠ Check Out Alexxmedia - AM Mornings Comedy Show - https://www.canceledcomedyx.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:46.4	Bram, bram, bram, bram. I has a Kyle Walker. What's up, my boy? How are you, man? Yo, I heard you got some real theories, man. I heard you're coming in hot. What you got, bro? What's you got? I heard you coming in hot, bro. What? Did I'm all in on the Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump,
1:47.2	or time travelers thing?
1:47.2	Yeah, well, bro. What you got, bro? What, you got? I heard you coming in hot, bro. What, did I'm all in on the Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump or time travelers thing?
1:49.0	Yeah, well, explain this one to me.
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