Artificial stupidity

What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 597 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

In this 400th edition, Nick sings Happy Birthday, Carol does a big clean, and they help with accidentally causing celebrities to expire and with people getting in the way on trains.

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0:00.0	If I had to picture a moment of calmfulness, it would have to be at the beach.
0:05.0	On the edge of the sand, with the waves at my toes, what's yours?
0:10.2	Calm's Herbal Remedies.
0:12.2	Calm's days, a traditional herbal medicine used for stress, exclusively based on traditional use only, contains Valerian Root. Always read the label.
0:21.9	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
0:30.6	Happy birthday to us.
0:41.0	Happy birthday to us Happy birthday to us Happy birthday to us
0:41.0	Happy birthday dear
0:44.8	What's your problem with Nick and Carol
0:46.9	Happy birthday to us
0:51.8	You see I'll let you get on with that
0:53.6	I didn't interrupt you once.
0:56.3	Thank you.
0:57.4	It was painful.
0:58.9	No, it was beautiful.
1:00.0	It was a beautiful way to start the new year, don't you think?
1:02.7	No, I don't.
1:04.1	Yes, it was painful.
1:07.9	Case you're wondering, we're recording this on the 30th of the 12th which is just the day before the new year
1:13.6	so you have time to adjust your attitude to go into the new year on a positive note
1:20.0	well you've got that wrong though it's not the day before the new year because it's two days
1:25.3	before because it's the 30th today the 31st tomorrow and the next day's the new year see it's two days before because it's the 30th today, the 31st tomorrow and the
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