Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:00 Wednesday Movie Matinee 00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:38:04 Introduction 02:07:18 Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon! 03:06:17 What Is your Masturbation Number? 06:27:00 Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean 10:39:13 Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage 15:30:04 Trans-Wheelchair User Tips And Tricks 19:48:22 Andrew Cuomo […]

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0:00.0	Today on the Distorted View Wednesday movie Matinee.
0:05.0	An army of dead reanimated fetuses are on a quest with two goals.
0:09.6	Find a decent pair of tits to suck on and world domination in the 1973 called sci-fi classic Stillborn Uprising.
0:20.7	Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought you by Quantum Energy Square. Newborn Uprising.
0:25.0	Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought you by Quantum Energy Squares,
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0:37.4	Use promo code Freak to get 25% off your order at quantum squares.com.
0:41.7	Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, October 15th, 2025 coming up on the program today,
0:43.9	masturbating just to check
0:45.4	that all your equipment is working.
0:47.2	Plus, helpful advice for those who want
0:49.5	to be a cripple. Chat GBT, GBT
0:51.4	is just about ready to fuck
0:53.5	and stabbing a bitch who takes too long at the checkout lane
0:57.1	All this was your voicemails today
0:58.8	Distorted View Daily
1:03.8	Proudly presents another confrontation on the streets
1:08.4	You pray you don't fucking come down here by yourself.
1:11.9	Fuck on, woman.
1:12.9	You don't fucking assault me.
1:14.9	They touch you.
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