Artie Lange’s Wild Ride

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🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Buckle up for a hilarious and unfiltered episode of the Opie Radio podcast featuring Artie Lange, Jim Norton, and Vic Henley! Artie takes the mic and runs with it, diving into a whirlwind of stories from New York’s chaotic traffic and tunnel terrors to the mind-blowing concept of driverless Ubers. The crew swaps tales of wild road gigs, including a bizarre encounter with a club owner’s nude drawing racket and a driver dodging county lines because of an ankle bracelet. From gambling heartbreaks to unhinged rants about Bill Cosby, Gilbert Gottfried’s roast heroics, and the Playboy Mansion’s legendary grotto, this episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments and classic Artie chaos.

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0:00.0	Yeah, the glasses don't care.
0:02.0	Hey, man.
0:02.8	Hey, buddy.
0:03.8	What's up, Bart?
0:04.5	You're good.
0:05.7	Sit down, buddy.
0:06.4	I can stay long. I'm night. What's going on, buddy? Not much. We're getting over the stress of New York traffic. I'm like, it's terrible. Yeah. There's a parking lot. if they ever hit a tunnel
0:20.5	these towers
0:21.0	they talk about that
0:21.9	it would be like
0:22.6	such the biggest
0:23.6	disaster
0:24.2	do you get nervous when you go in? I get nervous so I'm in a tunnel behind Just turn your headphones up again The uh When I'm behind a truck You've been like behind a fucking like one of the A moving truck or something And you're like oh fuck man Especially nowadays I. You don't know what's going to happen. They're going to be like a Trojan horse. I was saying it yesterday. Just one car breaks down and fucks up everyone's commute. Imagine if a tunnel goes down or a bridge. And they're building new subways in New York. How is that happening? Yeah. How do they do that while the city runs? It's all construction now, so it's very, it's very stressful. I want to go in the tunnels. Yeah. I want to go in the subway tunnel. They're building on the U.S. side. I want to go in that badly. They're about ready to open that up to him. Who figures that out how to do that? I don't know. Like, did you go to high school with anybody who could have remotely figured that out?
1:13.7	Like, what happened?
1:14.0	You mean engineering? Ready to open that up. Don't figure that out how to do that. I don't know. Like, did you go to high school with anybody who could have remotely figured that out?
1:13.8	You mean engineering, that kind of stuff? A smartphone? Who invents that? I had to get my... Nobody in my high school could have remotely, like... Come up with a smartphone? Yeah. I mean, who's doing that? who was making an app to be cool you know a Japan
1:28.3	we're just waiting for a phone call for anyone who went to high school with Steve Jobs. That's what I mean. How rare is that? And even he wasn't the guy. That was the act was the guy. He was just a business guy. How about finally introducing the Uber's that drive themselves saw that story yesterday
1:44.9	was it the Pittsburgh was it the Pittsburgh story there's been a driver there's been
1:48.4	driverless cars forever eight year old Asian woman is a driverless car that's
1:54.9	that's been around forever to me that is a driverless car.
2:02.9	Okay, it took you two minutes.
2:06.5	It took you two minutes.
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