Artie Lange's WILD Nose Story

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🗓️ 30 September 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Join Opie and comedian Ron the Waiter for a wild, unfiltered ride through the chaos of New York City, politics, and comedy beefs. From government shutdown threats to subway sketch artists and Artie Lang’s nose-shredding tale, this episode of Opie Radio dives into the absurdities of life with raw humor and real talk. Expect spicy takes on Trump’s AI trolling, the struggles of the middle class, and why Metallica will never rock the Super Bowl halftime show. Tune in for a mix of nostalgia, rants, and Ron’s sharp wit that’ll leave you laughing and thinking. Don’t miss the promise of a mind-blowing Nicolas Cage movie reveal in the next episode!

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0:00.0	Good morning, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. This is my live stream. That is New York City behind me. We should, I think we should see the sun pop it up in about 10 or 15 minutes. How is everybody? You good? I hope you're good. A lot of nervous Nellys. You know, we might have a government shutdown later today. Oh, my God.
0:21.9	This old gag, you think they're going to make a last minute deal?
0:26.1	I don't know.
0:26.7	We'll have to wait and see, right?
0:28.0	But Trump means business.
0:30.5	He's basically saying if the government shuts down, you know, he's going to fire a whole bunch of people he's going to go old school and start
0:40.0	going you're fired you're fired you're fired you're fired you're fired you're fired and also uh
0:47.3	trump is using uh i to troll everybody is uh trump the greatest troll of our generation we should start discussing that good
0:57.6	morning nick how are you brother hi jason hi ted paluata r j hanners oh my god scott watson up the river
1:05.4	up on cripple creek no that's a creek not a river i'd like to give him a river song. We did River of the Sea.
1:12.8	How about the River of Dreams by Billy Joel on your home of rock? Yeah, that was that was too
1:19.6	much for me. I didn't like the River of Dreams, Billy Joel. I'm more of a Captain Jack will
1:25.7	get you high tonight. I like that what's up john courts down there in
1:30.8	philly how's philly hanging i haven't uh i haven't paid attention to philly in a in a minute man is
1:37.1	is everything all right down there in philly i hope so uh we got ned shekler we got boo
1:43.5	the hair is looking good today well you know it's's hit or miss with the hair. I roll out of bed. I try to splash a little water on my face. Some mornings I shower. But most of the mornings I just tussle my hair and I jump on a live street, man.
2:01.8	Was in Kimmel or Carolla, your West Coast story?
2:06.6	Was it Kimmel or Corolla, your West Coast story?
2:10.9	Rick from New York.
2:11.8	Oh, my God, going for the old stuff right away.
2:14.1	Well, hold on. I got to get Ron the waiter on right away. He's a big star.
2:21.5	Ron can't wait. He's a big star now. That's true. Hi, Ron.
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