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Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics

Artemis

Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics

BBC

Stand-up, History, Comedy

4.8598 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Natalie stands up for the goddess Artemis. She's a predator, a hunter, an archer. Goddess of wild creatures, the moon to her brother Apollo's sun, she's not averse to the odd human sacrifice. And if you forget her in your prayers, she's liable to send a really big pig to dig up your orchards.

'Rock star mythologist’ and reformed stand-up Natalie Haynes is obsessed with the ancient world. Here she explores key stories from ancient Rome and Greece that still have resonance today. They might be biographical, topographical, mythological or epic, but they are always hilarious, magical and tragic, mystifying and revelatory. And they tell us more about ourselves now than seems possible of stories from a couple of thousand years ago.

Producer...Mary Ward-Lowery

Transcript

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Today I am standing up for Artemis.

0:26.3

Now, Artemis is an incredibly difficult goddess to pin down, right? And I think this is because she's a predator.

0:28.9

She's a hunter, so she should be hard to spot.

0:31.5

But specifically, the kind of hunter that she is is the archer.

0:35.7

In the Homeric hymn to Artemis, it's only 10 lines long,

0:40.0

and it mentions her loving arrows twice. So it's a big part of her character. She is the daughter

0:46.7

of Zeus and of Leto. She is the sister to Apollo, the moon to his son. She is also queen of wild creatures, Potnyatheron in Greek.

0:57.6

In addition to that, she is a protector of young girls, sometimes a sort of demander of the

1:05.2

lives of young girls, but mainly with the protecting. Let's stick with that for now.

1:11.9

And when I say young girls,

1:17.6

I'm not euphemizing. I mean actual children, her priestesses at Browron, which is modern-day Vavrona,

1:22.3

not too far from Athens, were probably about 10 years old, at least if we can believe the chorus in Aristophanes play Lysistrita, who say they served as bears at Browron when they were 10. If you look at the statues

1:29.8

of her priestesses or worshippers that have been found at Vavrona, they don't look even 10. They look

1:35.1

seven, maybe eight years old, top end. And yes, you heard me right. I did say bears, because her

1:40.4

priestesses were known as bears. And we don't know why. It's always really hard to know why anything happens

1:47.3

in women's religious practices in antiquity

1:50.3

because our writing is by men

1:52.1

and they're not always invited.

1:54.2

So maybe these girls were known as bears

1:57.7

because they wore yellow dresses,

2:00.0

which was a sort of priestly colour,

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