Artemis Toilet Trouble is News AF – April 7, 2026
Rob Has a Podcast | Survivor 50, The Traitors & Reality TV - RHAP
Rob Cesternino, Survivor Know-It-All and The Traitors, | RHAP Productions
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🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Artemis Toilet Trouble is News AF – April 7, 2026
Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.
Today, Rob, Tyson, and Danny talk through the week’s most newsworthy stories.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, what's going on? Rob Sesternino, back again to talk with you about the week's most interesting news stories here for the week of April 7, 26, here on News A.F. |
| 0:10.5 | If the story is buzzing like it's on crystal meth, it's about to be News A.F. If the same old news makes you pour to death, it's time for some News A.F. Actual factual news. Yeah, that's right. News A.F is back here, |
| 0:24.8 | and we're back together live for an edition of NewsAF. Back with the News A.F. Back with the NewsA.F. |
| 0:29.2 | Team. Here he is. He's Pickleballs top influencer. Give it up for Tyson. A. Apostle. Tyson, |
| 0:34.9 | how are you? I'm great. Just, you know, doing my thing. Bumped into some wildlife yesterday, rattlesnake encounter. Yes. As we were chit-chatting pre-show, a coyote just ran past my window, trotted past my window, took a pause right there. I thought it was a dog or some, and then I peaked out and it was just a coyote just hanging out outside my window. And yeah, things are good. I got both fidget spinners here. I don't know if you know that. Two fidget spinners? They're not fidget spinners, but here's what I got. When I podcast, I don't know why. They're here on my desk and I just love them. So one, I have this pocket knife that somebody gave, one of my friends gave me. |
| 1:14.6 | Okay. Scary. Oh, all right. And then I just, so I just flip it around. And then I have a nice pen that I just like to take the lid off and put it back on. So when we're chatting, sometimes you'll notice my hands down here. |
| 1:28.6 | It's because I either have one or both of these items. So. But I don't hear the clicking. |
| 1:34.8 | Yeah. Did you hear that click? I heard that. I heard that. I don't hear it. I usually try to put |
| 1:40.0 | it on pretty quietly, like nice and slow. Like that's the challenge. Put it on silent mode. But I play more with, I play more with the knife because I just, I don't even open it all the way. I just kind of flick it a little bit and then, because it's magnetic. So like when you put it here, it like sucks back in. So that's like fun. But I don't see you as, I don't see you as a fidgety guy. |
| 2:02.4 | I'm not really. |
| 2:03.6 | I just have... |
| 2:04.2 | If I am chit-chatting for a while and I have... |
| 2:07.0 | I have so much stuff on my desk. |
| 2:08.7 | Like, I should clean my desk off. |
| 2:10.1 | Like, even like this phone mount, I'll just... |
| 2:14.6 | I'll just wiggle it around a little bit, just in my hands. There's |
| 2:18.3 | just fun, fun stuff, dude. Adult, uh, adult toys doesn't sound right, but, uh, no, |
| 2:24.8 | don't say that. It does not. Yeah. Yeah. But little fidgety stuff, pocket knife pen, |
| 2:31.3 | tripod thingy. There's so much great stuff here. |
| 2:34.5 | Yeah. |
| 2:35.5 | Okay. |
| 2:45.5 | Well, the man who has studied all of the adult toys for his teledilodonics research, it's Danny Bryce and Danny. |
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