Artemis Fowl

Mostly Nitpicking

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2020

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

It's Die Hard but with fairies! Like...its not but that was the original idea. It's more like A Good Day to Die Hard but with Power Rangers who do a Batman voice.

This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins surf and then one wheel down to Fowl Manor to watch one of the worst book adaptations of all time. Disney+'s Artemis Fowl.

They nitpick the villains, the costumes, and of course that one CGI Josh Gad thing you've probably already heard about.

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0:00.0	What's going on? I am Nando. And I'm DJ. And I'm Diggins. And this is mostly nitpicking a podcast where every week we pick a part of a piece of pop culture by looking exclusively at the details. Woo-hoo.
0:24.6	Oh, this week, Ditties.
0:27.2	We've got such a special podcast.
0:28.5	Top of the morning.
0:30.2	It's all your listeners out there.
0:31.6	Have we got a... Yeah, I didn't do it right.
0:33.2	This week I've got a great pot.
0:39.1	It's going to be a real barn burner.
0:44.8	Get your lepricon hats and your pots are gold and get ready for a real jamming podcast.
0:47.6	Oh, Diggins, you want to weigh in on this one? I can't really believe this is happening right now.
0:50.3	I'm ashamed to be here with my co-hosts and their substandard accents.
0:56.1	I apologize to other people of Ireland.
0:58.9	Listen, if you hurt her, I will find you and I will kill you.
1:02.9	That's all I got.
1:03.7	That's my one Irish is from Taken.
1:06.1	It's an Irishest movie's get.
1:07.3	So you can only do a Liam Neeson sort of thing then.
1:10.7	Yeah, that's why this movie was so good, because it flipped it on its head. It flipped your Irish movie genre on its head. Kid taking, dad saved. You know. Instead of a Liam Neeson, you get his polar opposite, which is a Colin Farley. Yes. Oh, wasn't he a little treat That lad I love him I love to see it You love to see it Don't you Also like I said We're not doing Oh Batman forces Look your So pox towel I have to I have to object There Hernando I think you're doing It quite wrong I think if you want to be an accurate representation you ought to do something like a...
1:27.7	Ha! to object that, Fernando, I think you're doing it quite wrong. I think if you want to be an
1:44.2	accurate
1:44.5	representation,
1:45.3	you ought to
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