ARTEMIS FOWL - Audio Roast
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4.8 • 895 Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So what if the drink's pink? |
| 0:01.7 | And the cream's pink. |
| 0:03.6 | Chill. It's no big deal. |
| 0:06.3 | Just get the new strawberry candy plus frappe. |
| 0:08.8 | From our new McCaffee summer drinks range. |
| 0:11.3 | Now at McDonald's. |
| 0:14.5 | Available until the 7th of September. |
| 0:16.1 | Price and participation may vary. |
| 0:17.6 | Frappet is not available on delivery. |
| 0:19.1 | Subject to availability. |
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| 0:46.9 | Visit Indeed.com slash next hire and sponsor your job today. |
| 0:50.4 | Artemis filed super genius, super villain criminal mastermind out there. That's right. He said, listen, I ain't like Harry Potter any of these other magical kids out there. You know, you mess with me. We're going to get into some gangster shit. You know, I pride myself on villainy. My daddy was the it was villain, I'm a villain. Yeah, |
| 1:10.8 | I didn't tour up all this stuff behind. |
| 1:11.8 | Yeah, look at it. |
| 1:12.3 | Look what I did right there. |
| 1:14.1 | It's not even my house. |
| 1:18.2 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:20.2 | Say something. |
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