Art of the Kneel

Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

The big Korea summit is off. The NFL stands for nothing. Trump invents fake scandals and goes after women’s health and reproductive freedom. Plus how slow are American trains? And how fast is the Millennium Falcon? Lots of big questions to answer. Live from Boston Calling, Jon is joined by Alyssa Mastromonaco, Erin Ryan, and Blair Imani to break down the week’s news and make fun of Harvard.

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0:00.0	Q&A
0:09.4	Q&A
0:15.4	Hello Boston Colle.
0:31.1	It is great to be here at Harvard.
0:36.3	Didn't let me in the old fashioned way.
0:39.8	Which I do not take as an indictment of myself.
0:44.8	The air-custer got in.
0:50.0	We're here at the Harvard Athletic Facilities.
0:54.4	Though, of course, throughout Harvard's history,
0:57.0	its most traditional sport was Find the Jew.
1:03.2	Oh, don't like it when it comes for you.
1:09.9	How many people here are Harvard students?
1:17.1	How many people here aren't?
1:19.1	Good.
1:28.3	Yeah.
1:29.3	We're Harvard.
1:30.8	Our graduates ascend to the top echelons of American society,
1:34.2	and then the good ones in the evil ones battle to a draw.
1:39.7	400 years canceling each other out.
1:42.8	I'm music festival in Boston.
1:49.2	Finally, a chance for you to get drunk and loud.
1:55.0	You never do that.
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