Hi, my name is Arsenio Hall.

And I feel relieved about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hey, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend. Sona, did you finish your string cheese? I did not. I still have it. Sona, I look over. I'm about to start, and Sona has string cheese hanging out her mouth, and she's shaking her head, like, don't go, go, yet. You hit it so fast. You hid, you jammed it under the table.

Yeah, I did.

I'm holding it. Okay, well, be proud of your string cheese, you know. There you go. There we go. Yeah, how is it? Is it good string cheese? It is good. Thank you for having it in the fridge. I didn't know we had string cheese. You don't do the grocery shopping?

I used to.

And then about a week ago, I thought maybe I shouldn't do it anymore.

I would always be rushing out just before. No, we had string cheese. You don't do the grocery shopping? I used to. And then about a week ago, I thought maybe I shouldn't do it anymore.

I would always be rushing out just before guests were here.

Al Pacino's almost here.

I've got to go to the market.

He likes his provolone.

The market.

The market.

That's right.

I said the market. That's like where people in a fairy tale go shopping. Papa Bears down at the market with Goldilocks. Sona, good to see you. Good to see you, too, boss. And we're also joined, of course, Matt Goreley is out. He's on paternity leave. And we're very happy for him. But David Hopping's sitting in with us.

Hello. I'm here. Wow, you light up a room. All right. Listen, you had that coming. You know you did.

No. No, you're a fantastic fellow. Hey, thanks. Yeah. And you're about to move into a new apartment.

I'm very happy for you. But you made the mistake of showing me a video of your apartment.

And all I've done is giving you a hard time.

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