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The only way to score is, of course, to play with a handbreak-off.

Hello and welcome to this special edition of Handbrake-Off,

where the multi-generational crew have decided to reconvene

to see if we can reach the kind of consensus Mikhail Artetta and Andrea Burton need on the hot

topic of a new striker for Arsenal. I'm Amy Lawrence, scribbler around these parts, and I'm delighted

to be joined once again by our range of Arsenal fans from across the

years. Welcome back, Arthur, the Athletics Resident Team. All right, Arthur? Yeah, hi. Good to have you back.

Hello to my good friend and colleague, Art. How are you, Art? I'm all good, thanks. How are you?

Excellent. And lovely to have you back, Richard.

Our most, I think you'd prefer the word legendary, but I'm going to choose a mature supporter.

What, what, you mean lovely that I'm still alive?

Lovely in every way.

So we thought we'd base this chat around the key dilemma that is keeping Arsenal fans from sleeping soundly.

To Cessco or to Giacorez, that is the question. The drip, drip of whispers and hunches, breaking developments about concrete talk, God forbid any talk should be non-concrete, is already getting irritating.

So let's see if we can agree on who we would choose if we were Arsenal's new sporting director.

Okay, so we're going to just give it a quick outline. It's Victor Giocares, currently of Sporting Lisbon,

or Benjamin Chesko, currently of Leipzig.

They are both great big hulking presences, but they do have some differences.

And I think the biggest difference in the most interesting one of all is that you're almost weighing up.

Do you want to go for something a bit closer to ready-made, which

Giochorus appears to be, having scored tons of goals last season, a lot more experience,

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