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Sean has had some good ideas over the years, but using Canva was a really good one.

Sean designed some social posts to promote his friend's car boot sale.

They looked good.

Really, really good.

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Thanks, Canva. Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly.

A brilliant weekend in the Premier League, so many late goals it was almost as good as the golf.

Those cowards, Arsenal turn it around at St James's part late on.

They're good from corners, but they were good in open play too. So many tough calls, Jarrett Gillett must be exhausted. Artes aside now just two points behind Liverpool who get deservedly beaten by third place Crystal Palace. Eddie and Ketia, the hero after it looked like Federico Kiezer had grubbered and equaliser late on. Manchester United aren't back, well-beaten 3-1 by Brentford. Rumors of Sir Garras might be fun to replace 3-4-2-1 with a big old handbrake. Chelsea messed it up for themselves again, Brighton the joyful beneficiaries. Two defeats in a row equals pressure on any Chelsea manager. Speaking of managers, Graham Potter gets the boot at West Ham for being really not very good. Can Noon cheer everyone up at the London Stadium? Well done to Maxima Stave, who scores as many as Erling Harland at the Ettyhead, and still waits for his first win, a Forrest as Sunland climbed to fifth. There's a vital win for Villa, wolves almost get the right prescription from Dr Totman, and Bournemouth leave it late at Leeds. We'll do all that, which is quite a lot. Answer your questions, and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.

On the panel today, Will Unwin.

Good morning.

Good morning, Max.

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