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Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly limbs of the season at the Emirates.

A 16-year-old Max Dowman becomes the Premier League's youngest ever scorer to help

Arsenal over the line against Everton before Man City dropped more points at West Ham,

thanks to the face of Constantinos Mavrapanos. Is this the night, Arsenal won the title? Part

47 is it? At the bottom, Spurs, checks notes, show promise under Igor Tudor.

Richarlison netting a last-minute equaliser against Liverpool, proving the old adage that the fifth time's a charm. Chelsea Luz, after Paul Tierney, infiltrates their pre-match huddle. P.G.M.R.M.S. response to Liam Rossini's complaints will be interesting. Man United Cement's third place, with victory over Aston Villa as Bruno Fernandez closes in on a record

amount of assists in a single season. We have a hotel boycott, an update from Texas, plus your

questions, and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.

So Max and Barry are breaking America as we speak, like a couple of Rtrained actors who have spent just a little too long in a soap opera.

We expect them to return to the pod very soon.

Perhaps recast with new actors, but same characters.

We'll wait and see.

On the panel this morning, Jonathan Wilson, live from a hotel in Liverpool.

Yeah, morning. How you doing?

All good, thank you. Yeah, we're very impressed with your very healthy choice of option at the breakfast buffet today. Well, you've got to look after yourself when you get to my age. You know, there's no half measures here. I was in Leeds yesterday and I had a fry up in Leeds. They had that, it was in a hotel in Leeds. They were advertising they'd won breakfast of a year.

But, I mean, they hadn't won it since the early 60s if they have won it, ever.

Because it was the most old-fashioned breakfast I've ever seen.

They've won it at some point.

And I think that's all right.

It can't be false advertising then.

Lucy Ward, I mean, your leads through and two, obviously. Good breakfast there. Yeah, I'm in Leeds and, yeah, fry up just about is about right for Leeds, I think. Dar Beardell, good morning. How are you this morning? Very well. Won no awards and had no breakfast, so yeah, good start. Oh, good start. Okay. Running on empty. I don't know who's more high performance. We'll wait and see. Let's start at the Emirates then. Arsenal 2, Everton

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