Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

Arsenal and Tottenham both entered the North London Derby feeling queasy, but in the end,

Eber Echie Eze made it look easy.

The gun has restored their lead at the top, and Spurs now find themselves just four points from the drop.

Man City booked to win and stuck to their plan,

beating a Newcastle side coming off a 5,000 mile round trip to Azerbaijan.

And if any club needs to be spoken to sternly,

it's Chelsea who failed to beat Burnley.

On the continent, there was a change at the top in Spain

as Barcelona won and Raul Madrid were slain.

And in Italy, a win for A.C. Milan was vital but they lost and the neighbours are running away with the title.

My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today. Hello Taylor Rockwell. How are you? I am better now. Can

you give me the Azerbaijan rhyme again, please?

Minus 15. Do it yourself.

First of all, well done. Second of all, well done again. Because that was a phenomenal introduction.

I think it's an early frontrunner for Rime of the Year from Ryan Bailey.

Nicely done, my friend. Thank you. Thank you. But it's like toothpaste, once it's out of the tube, it doesn't go back in.

So you better catch it quick.

That's right. You only get one go unless I messed it up and we have to be record it again, which never happens. Hello, Graham, Muthman. Hello, Ryan Bailey. How are you? I'm, well, I was going to say I'm very good, but I'm not.

I think like Taylor, we've had the classic children bringing illness into the home and ruining the weekend vibe.

It's kind of weird that Taylor and I are the ill ones when usually it's you?

I'm on a streak at the moment.

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