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I hope you're well, thanks, as ever, for being here.

It's another week, another Friday, and boy, we had a good week from a footballing point

of view.

Bam, five goals past West Ham at the weekend.

Bam, Alexis Sanchez, Hatrick, midweek we go to Switzerland.

Bam, four goals past Basil.

Bam, bam, bam, Lucas Perez, Hatrick.

I'm digging all these Hatricks.

I'm a big fan of Hatricks in football and in life.

Like a man who can score three goals for my football team in one game is a man that

I'm proud to call someone that I don't know personally but quite like what he does

on a football pitch kind of a guy.

I just like, you know, I approve of that kind of behavior.

There are certain behaviors on the pitch that I don't approve of.

Like the waving of imaginary yellow cards.

I don't approve of that.

You let the referee decide if he's going to book somebody or not, we don't need you

to tell us.

Be quiet and go over there.

And there are other things I don't approve of like two-footed tackles like the one Marcus

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