Hello there, welcome to a brand new R-Splug R-Scast right here on R-Splug.com.

Hope you're well.

How are you?

It's been a while since we've spoken on a Friday anyway because of the whole Christmas

and New Year thing, you know, timing, dates.

Nothing much I could do about the fact that Christmas Day was on a Friday.

And nothing much I could do about the fact that New Year's Day was on a Friday and there

was very little chance of any arscasting happening.

But James and I have been here keeping you up to date so you should be up to date.

You should know all the stuff that's been going on from an arslet point of view.

That's right top of the table.

Loads of people injured, still haven't made any signings, everyone's sitting around,

you know, waiting for El Nanny.

Just sitting there.

Come on El Nanny, where are you, man?

Everyone's waiting for you.

We're being very patient.

It's now the seventh, I think, yeah.

Seventh of January.

And we're being patient, nobody's going mad.

But you know, come on, man.

We're being very patient.

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