Hello there, welcome to a brand new R-Splug Oscars, right here on R-Splug.com.

Hope you're well.

Good to have you along. Thanks for being here. Thank you as always for listening. I'm struggling a little bit. I have to tell you early on.

I might as well get it out there. I'm really, really struggling to think of things that we could talk about because it's been a fairly quiet week from an

arse point of view. You know, we played last Sunday. We won the game to Nell. It was quite uneventful. Really? There were no injuries, no major incidents to talk about.

You know, we've done the whole Allen Hutton is a really bad footballer. It would be great to play him every week thing.

And then we don't play again until Monday, so you don't have the urgency of the weekend, do you? You know, even the players were given some time off this week,

scattered far and wide, arse and being a say, go rest your weary limbs and legs, fellas. So nothing was happening. There are no stories.

So I don't know what we're going to talk about today.

What the hell? It's a struggle. You know, feeling the pressure here, folks, because you know, I normally talk for a bit about stuff and things.

And there's nothing to talk about. If only something had happened in the world of football that would, you know, engage us all.

If only there'd been, I don't know, some kind of seismic event, not even an arse, perhaps another club involving a high profile figure in the game.

Somebody in whom arse, all fans have got an interest, because that person might have been, you know, complete another cunt down the years of only something like that had happened.

Hang on. Right. Okay. Right. Jose Marino got sacked by Chelsea. I think we should talk about that for a little bit, right?

Because here's something that that sums him up to me anyway. Like the arse cast goes out in the Friday morning, but I try and, you know, prepare stuff.

And I talk to people, I talk to my guests. My guest this week is Jim Campbell from the football ramble. We'll be talking to him in a little while.

But because it has been a quiet week, and because Chelsea lost a lester on Monday night, and we were knocked off the top of the table, you know, we talked about that.

We talked about Marino for a good six or seven minutes. And it was good stuff. Good stuff. But I recorded that at about one o'clock in the day.

And by what three o'clock or half past three game over, he was gone. Thus rendering those seven minutes of quality audio content completely irrelevant and out of date.

So even in being fired, he's being a cunt. Isn't that just a true measure of the man that when something that should be hilarious happens to him, it impacts me personally in a negative way.

And also you personally in a negative way, because now I can't broadcast that and you'll never get to hear it. And it was sensational. It was possibly the best six minutes of audio recorded in 2015.

But you know, it's just just you can't use it. You can't use it because it's not in date. It's out of date. And you know, the professional side of me won't allow that to happen.

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