Hello and welcome to another ARSBLOG ARSCAST on ARSBLOG.com in association as always with

www.olay.com the football community website it's been a couple of weeks since the last

ARSCAST since then I've flown to America and back which was good well not the

flying part flying part was actually a bit crap I don't like flying I hate

flying I hate it I have to say going out was was all right but on the way back

we were sitting on the on the runway not on the runway in the parking bit

before you take off and the pilot came on and we were delayed about 15 minutes

he said sorry ladies and gentlemen as a small delay which was fine I can I can

deal with delays he said we've got a problem with the second auxiliary power

unit I thought no no no no no I don't want to hear whether you have a problem

with the second auxiliary power unit or not I don't care that we're delayed I

do care that there's a problem with the power unit and he said you know I will

be taking off in about 15 minutes about 15 minutes later he comes back on we

still hadn't moved he's saying ladies and gentlemen just fill you in on the

problem we've had to readjust our flight path because of the the small

problem that we have there's no need to worry about the problem is nothing serious

at all but we have to make a more northerly flight path we're just waiting for

that flight path to be approved it's just that the the plane is not fit to fly

over the sea for for any great periods what we're not fit what you fucking

mad bastard yeah seriously and then he says and when we're taking off it might

sound a little unusual it's just we've got to fire up one of the engines as as

we're going along I'm thinking you know I'm fucked this really you know I don't

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