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Hello and welcome to another ours blog, ourscast on ours blog.com, in association with oleole.com

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So yeah, it's an ourscast which will feature between now and the end your phone calls when

I asked on the blog the other day for people to phone up and leave a voicemail with their

prediction for the season and something that they were looking forward to. There was a load of

a load of people right now and so we'll play some of those to you, we'll play actually quite a lot

of them to you because it's quite interesting. The general feeling out there among Starstall fans

as well as that, the man in the bar is here, he's got a player history and there's I don't know,

some other stuff between now and the end as well but you haven't thought of because Avanti just started.

So there really is sort of only one way or one place or one story to start this week's

ourscast on and that is of course the captaincy and yesterday morning there were all these reports

that Gilberto Silva had been officially given the captaincy of Arsenal and this popped up in,

you know, a number of places there was no confirmation of it from Arsenal. There were no quotes associated

with that particular story either just somebody decided to say he's officially captain and then just

more sort of credence and followed that story without doing any more research into it and going,

well, they're doing that story, so we better do that story. And then later in the afternoon,

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