Hello there and welcome to a brand new R-Splog R-Scast right here on R-Splog.com.

I nearly burped into the microphone right there.

I just took a drink of some fizzy water and wow that was really close.

What have made a really exciting start to the R-Scast?

Where do you go from there?

I mean when you just launch into a burp after two seconds there's really only one way I can

go.

And look I'm not quite prepared to go in that direction just yet.

I hope you're well after what has been well a somewhat disappointing week from a footballing

point of view.

Because we've gone out of Europe but it's also been a disappointing week for me personally.

One in which I've had to question the very nature of our existence.

Why is it that you can go for ages without anything happening and then loads of stuff

happens all in one week and it costs you a pile of money?

What is that?

I know it's the equivalent of the you wait ages for a bus and then two or three come at

one kind of thing but why does it keeps happening?

It has happened a number of times and I've only been alive for 43 years.

That is a very short space of time when you consider the millions and billions of years

of the earth has been in existence.

It's like a blink of an eye from that point of view and still this has happened.

For example I have to get my card on because we have our NCT, the National Car Test.

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