Hello there, welcome to a brand new R-SBlog R-SKAS right here on R-SBlog.com.

Hope you're well, hope you're strapped in, ready to go and that you're not too afraid because of course it is.

You know the more I hear that the more I think that's the music we should use to enter the field to for every home game.

Forget your Elvis or Faboi Slam or any of that, get that on.

Number one it's quite intimidating because it's a pipe organ and there's no more sinister instrument than the pipe organ, apart of course from the accordion.

An instrument that takes on even more menace when you're stuck on a train or a metro or somewhere or something and somebody gets into the carriage and starts accordioning for all their worth.

Then comes around and looks for money from you, idiots, they do it wrong you know.

If that was me I would enter the carriage with the accordion and say unless you give me money I will play this.

You have a chance to stop it. Instead they play and then come around and expect you to give the money for making your ears hurt.

But back to that particular music, yes let's do that. Let's play that music as we enter the field for every home game and look at suits the mood as well as another one of our players like you.

Injured in a heap on the ground. It's got that deathly quality to it a bit doesn't it?

But it is Halloween and what a wonderful occasion it is when parents dress up their children and send them out from house to house to beg for sustenance and food.

It's really quite something but I'm sure there'll be lots of little people calling to your door and I hope you've got something for them.

I do have a range of freshly prepared snacks so when they come to the door looking for a trick or treat or helping the Halloween party I can offer them you know a quinoa salad or some granola or fruit they love fruit more than anything don't they kids for Halloween.

What would you like an apple or an orange and they're standing there looking at you like fuck you man.

But you can't really tell because they've got a costume on or you know a mask so their looks of weathering contempt they don't register with me at all.

I wonder if you're going to go to a Halloween party in fancy dresses a scary arstle player who would you be by scary arstle player I don't mean Igor steppin of that old traffic no now that kind of thing something like Frankenstapleton or you could be cliff beast in.

Bobby Google Ted Dracula stretching it there a little bit Bertie mummy yeah I thought that one was quite good we had a zombie and right we did that a couple of weeks ago I think and if you're going to take somebody from the current squad who it be difficult

make a lot better.

Okay really stretching it there if you can think of any send them to me on twitter at our blog and stick the hashtag scary arstle players on it scary arstle players hashtag and we'll see if we get that going.

So you can change the names or whatever you like in order to portray them in a more scary nefarious and evil light and they're already portrayed on social media speaking which will be talking about the general theme of this arstcast.

In a moment or two because it's been a very very very quiet week after we beat Sunderland there's a I suppose an acceptance that beating Sunderland with two mistakes isn't really something that you can you know spend a week talking about or using it as the kind of game where you can say well we've turned the corner now we've had a clean sheet now there's a you know an acceptance that it was a bit a bit of good luck I think along the way.

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