Hello there. Welcome to a brand new R-Splag R-Scast right here on R-Splag.com. Hope you're

well. What a great show we have for you today. Well, yeah, I would say that, but I think it is.

Probably a great show. It hasn't happened yet. This is the very first thing, but it has the

potential to be a good show. I said, great at the start. I'm going down already. Good. It's

probably going to be an adequate listen, a so-so hour-a-l experience. I mean, it won't be the

worst thing you've ever heard. Probably. But we do have two guests, two guests of various stripes

talking about arsel in different ways. That's good. And we've got a competition for you. Books.

We've got those to give away to lucky listeners as well as that will be discussing all the things

that have happened between the last time we spoke. And now looking ahead to the Manchester City

game and then everything else in between. So the potential for it to go wrong somewhere between

now and the end, but chances are it'll be absolutely functional. So there. I do think the first

thing we should do though is is bask in the end of this particular interlull. Now, as you know,

interlulls in general aren't the most enjoyable experiences because A, there's no arsenal. There's

international football, which doesn't do a whole lot for me. You got to look at people like Robbie

Keane, et cetera, et cetera. And you know, the interlull can send people a little bit stir crazy a bit

do lally at times. And I think that's very true of this particular interlull because we have the

end of the transfer deadline day, then an interlull and pretty much nothing in between. And I think

the end of this interlull should be celebrated like a birthday or a triumph or going all the way

through abs Odyssey without losing a life. It has been a conspiracy theory heavy interlull.

It has. I think if you look up the biggest conspiracy theories in the world, you'll find out that

JFK was killed by John Lennon and the moon landings took place on a soundstage somewhere outside

Mullingar and the MMR vaccine doesn't just give your kids autism. It makes them paparazzi who drive

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