Good morning. Welcome to the second ever, Arscast on Arsplug.com in association with

Classical Ballshirts.co.uk. I am Arsplugger. What a fantastic show we've got ahead for you.

Well, by relative standards, it's fantastic. By the standards of listening to somebody having a poo while

getting sick on top of it, it's pretty fantastic. I promise you that much. We will have the winner of

the Classic Football shirt, the 92-94 Adidas home shirt, as provided by Classic Football shirts.co.uk,

because it was the very first Arscast last week. That's coming up later in the show. We will have

another blog chat this time with the man from Eastlore, that's Eastlore.co.uk. There'll be a phone call

in there somewhere. Arsson Venger. Hawkins will be here again by popular demand, actually. There'll

be some readers questions and I'll try and answer those without making myself seem like a total

twat. And also a bet of the week with thanks to bluesquare.com. First thing I want to do,

though, is to thank everybody who sent emails last week with feedback and suggestions and comments

about the very first Arscast. I didn't get a chance to reply to all of them because there were

just so many, but all your emails are, as always, very much appreciated, and the feedback we got

last week was remarkably positive. There were over 5,000 downloads of the very first Arscast, so

I'm really happy with that. Hopefully we can go from strength to strength. So thank you all very

much indeed. Now, before I go any further, I want to talk about Arscast.com. Now, as those of you with

good ears will know, arscast.com and arsblog.com are two quite different things.

When I decided to do the podcast or the arscast on Arsblog, I went to go didey.com to see if I could

register the domain name arscast.com, unfortunately, and it had already been taken. And I thought

nothing more of it. I just assumed it was a website where people took plaster molds of people's

arses and what can you do? Anyway, on the arses one day after I'd announced the arscasts on Arsblog,

this is getting very confusing, but I'm sure you can keep up. The guy from arscast.com said that

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