Hello there, welcome to a brand new arse blog arse cast right here on arse blog.com.

I hope you're well.

I'd love to tell you I've got a great show for you today, but I can't.

Well, I could actually tell you I've got a great show for you, but I don't, and that would

be a lie, a fabrication of the highest order, and I simply wouldn't do that to you.

It's because obviously I'm unwell as you'd have gathered from the blog and the sound of

my voice also is a bit of a giveaway that I'm not on top of my game.

Nevertheless, there's a very short window in time.

If you're making a blockbuster movie and you'd like a film trailer done, well then I'm

your guy, because the voice gets deep and you can do the whole one man on a search for

justice, all that kind of stuff.

So if you're making that kind of a film and you need the voiceover guy, I just contact

me.

Please, between now and probably the end of tomorrow when I'm hoping to be better.

Short window indeed, but you never know.

Yeah, you've got to throw these business opportunities out there, don't you?

In second, there's a show on Christmas Eve, when you should be spending time with your

family, your loved ones, wrapping presents and getting drunk, waiting for the arrival of

a man who comes down your chimney and supposedly leaves presents.

Yeah.

But what else does he do?

Do you ever think about that?

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