Hello and welcome to another RSVlog to RSCAST right here on RSVlog.OlayOlay.com.

Hope we find you well this particular Friday.

You've had one win since the last RSCAST, one rather controversial defeat and obviously

the main pantomime villain of a great big huge massive, enormous ginormous humongous,

diplodocus-sized cunt is a manual, I suspect his name may pop up once or twice during the

duration of this show.

Nevertheless, there's lots of other stuff to be going on with.

It's a busy show we have got Yogi's Warrior from a cultured left foot to talk about the

goings-on of the week, as well as that Sylvester's in the house, the man in the bar is here.

He has got a player history, yeah you thought we'd run out but no prizes for guessing who

might be the subject of this week's player history, as well as that there's the usual

sort of waffle, there's other stuff too, oh yes we've got it, oh there's loads of stuff,

don't worry about it, and on top of all that I'll be giving you the names of the winners

of the signed books, Ursula the Making of a Modern Super Club by Kevin Witcher and Alex

Finn who was on last week's Arskast, the three books are signed by Arsene Venger and

coming up a little bit later on I'll tell you who the random number generator picked

out of the random number generator, and if it's you then you'll be happy and if it's

not well I'm very sorry, I've got absolutely nothing to do with me, the random number generator

is a law unto himself, he really is, as recent events have shown, some people have won

prizes that, yeah well it just flees me greatly, I have to say.

But you take the trials and tribulations that life throws at you and you simply move

on, so since the last Arskast what's happened, well loads of stuff has happened hasn't

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