Hello and welcome to another R.S. blog, R.S.CAST, right here on R.S.Blog.ole.ole.com.

Hope you find you well this Friday or whenever it is, you happen to be listening to it.

The season is well and truly underway. We're into the swing of things big time and it's all going very well, isn't it? Suspiciously well.

But I'm not going to dwell on suspicions and conspiracy theories. No. I'll just take the fifteen goals you scored, the four wins we've got and enjoy myself with them, I have to say.

Tonight's a drink of choices, bloody marries. Yes, they're tomato-y and vodka-y and peppery and they're good for this time of the year.

Summer's nearly over, but it's still warm enough not to have to drink something that puts a bit of fire in your belly.

And mostly vodka with some tomato and a bit of pepper and Tabasco and all that kind of stuff, it's good. You need a bit of variety in your life.

What is the point? Do you know what? You might say bloody Mary, what a complete wanker he is for drinking a bloody Mary, but I drank no bloody marries at all at the start of last season and we lost our second game to full him.

Now if you try and tell me there's no link between the fact that our season has started so well and the fact that I am drinking bloody marries, then I will call you a fool.

Because that's the only thing that's different between this year and last year.

This time last year I was probably drinking some wine or beer and what happened? We lost our second game to full him.

So long live the bloody Mary, that's what I say. I'll keep drinking them all season long if it means we keep scoring goals.

Coming up on this show in a few moments time, I'll be talking to the man from East Lower about our qualification for the Champions League.

The Champions League draw all this fuss about Eduardo.

Two game bans, you wafer getting involved, Divey Divey, Cheedy Cheedy, all that kind of stuff.

We'll be looking ahead to the Manchester United game and touching briefly on the transfer window as well.

Aside from that, we've got Sylvester.

He's in the house, some talk shite radio, we've got the greatest match report of all time.

And more, that's all to come between now and the end of the show and, and I nearly forgotten, prizes.

I have got prizes to give away on this week's show, so stay tuned a bit later on.

I will give you a chance to win one of the brand new Nike training tubs.

Our stole training tubs, of course. That's to come between now and the end of the show.

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