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Hello and welcome to another Ice Blog Icecast.

Coming up on this week's show, we'll be talking about André Archevin,

somewhat also about the North London Derby, plus all the usual bits and pieces thrown in as well.

I'll give you more details in a moment.

So welcome to a brand new Icecast on arseblob.ole.ole.com.

Hope you find you well this Friday, or whenever it is you might haven't to be listening to this.

It is going to be a relatively busy show, slightly less frantic and frenetic than last week,

because Archemania is over. André Archevin is an Arsenal player at last.

And the frenzy into which everyone had whipped themselves. Well, I won't say everyone,

but many people had whipped themselves into this frenzy of madness and needing to know stuff,

and it's over. Last week, we were touched in our special areas by football agents,

and we didn't want to be touched in that special area.

But now those feelings of guilt and shame and embarrassment are gone.

The agent is gone, never to be seen again, and we have a footballer, a Russian,

Rara Archevin, Russia's greatest something. Love machine is not probably good when I've been

talking about special areas and stuff. But you know what I mean, so that we can approach

with a much more tranquil mindset, and to join me on the show in a little few minutes to talk

about that, will be Gilbert O'Silver from GunnerBlog.com. As well as that, the man in the bar will have

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