Hello and welcome to the arse cast here on arse blog. This is me, arse blogger,

or you realize of course that this isn't the arse blogger that you're used to hearing.

For the previous 99 episodes and all, but seeing as it's episode 100 today, I just thought

that it was time to conclean. The first one I remember thinking,

God, they're tech to make out of my voice something rotten. They'll think I'm just some old Irish

bloke and so you put on a voice which might sound like you know what you're doing,

but I just can't keep living to lie. It's impossible these days.

Meet people in real life when you have to put on the same voice all the time.

It's just mentally very drained and you know? So today we're going to do an arse cast

the way it should have been done from the start. So many might not like it,

but I feel that honesty is the only way forward from here on in. So coming up on this show,

we've got Adi Bayar. Also the man in the bar will be here doing his funky stuff.

We'll have a bouquet. We'll be at home with him as you might have gathered over

arse cast in the past and the wheelchair he fell in. Gunnar, I mean, arson, vanger, hawkins

will be here as well. So sit back and enjoy the show.

So that's great team music, isn't it? Yeah, I really liked that. It's got a great beat.

So it does. Yes, back to normal somewhat now. Okay, yes.

Okay, well, welcome to arse cast number 100, which is a lot of arse cast when you think about it.

Half an hour each, more or less, on average. That's 50 hours. So if you were stuck on a desert

island with only your iPod, which somehow hadn't managed to get completely damaged in the water,

as you made your way to shore, perhaps you were catapulted to shore. We leave aside that part

because that's not the issue. You would have almost or over two days of arse cast to listen to.

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