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Rude Tales of Magic
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4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 21 July 2022
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Strangers in even stranger lands, the gang must risk their lives (and then some) to discover if their new guide is friend, foe, or some new category (froend) in between. But in a place so turvy topsy, what is a friend? What is family? And with a family like this...who needs enemies? Or families? Or even friends? Wait a second, some of those are good. But which ones? WHO DO I SHOOT!?
HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/
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WE ARE GOIN TO GENCON!!!! Come se our LIVE SHOWS and PLAY GAMES AND HANGOUT!! We'll be there August 4-7 and details are here at fortunatehorse.com
Special Thanks to CASEY TONEY for helping to make this episode. He got that pod in him.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the Pink Sauce of Podcasts! Hmm let's see, what else is in the news...
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We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:07.0 | Ah, there you are, traveler. |
| 0:12.0 | Come inside to hang up your couch, |
| 0:15.0 | put your feet by the fire, |
| 0:18.0 | and I shall bring you what you so desperately seek. |
| 0:24.0 | Rude tales of magic. |
| 0:32.0 | Welcome back to Rude Tales of Magic. |
| 0:35.0 | Hey, sorry about two weeks ago. |
| 0:37.0 | I actually do care how you're doing. |
| 0:39.0 | SORK! You Rude! That's two in a row! |
| 0:41.0 | Our heroes find themselves in bellows suburban hometown of Brian Doyle Falls. |
| 0:48.0 | Now transformed into a gruesome, subtropical surrealist beach town. |
| 0:54.0 | Their guide, Nicotine Toans, |
| 0:56.0 | has just gotten a few stray grains of sand on his foot |
| 1:00.0 | and transformed right before their very eyes |
| 1:03.0 | into a twisted beach bum version of himself, |
| 1:07.0 | complete with blonde curls, a pokeshell necklace, |
| 1:10.0 | a flowered shirt, and most intriguingly of all, |
| 1:13.0 | no undershirt whatsoever. |
| 1:15.0 | He reintroduces himself. |
| 1:18.0 | The name's Nadi Niko, |
| 1:21.0 | sleezed to meet you. |
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