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Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Strangers in even stranger lands, the gang must risk their lives (and then some) to discover if their new guide is friend, foe, or some new category (froend) in between. But in a place so turvy topsy, what is a friend? What is family? And with a family like this...who needs enemies? Or families? Or even friends? Wait a second, some of those are good. But which ones? WHO DO I SHOOT!?

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:07.0	Ah, there you are, traveler.
0:12.0	Come inside to hang up your couch,
0:15.0	put your feet by the fire,
0:18.0	and I shall bring you what you so desperately seek.
0:24.0	Rude tales of magic.
0:32.0	Welcome back to Rude Tales of Magic.
0:35.0	Hey, sorry about two weeks ago.
0:37.0	I actually do care how you're doing.
0:39.0	SORK! You Rude! That's two in a row!
0:41.0	Our heroes find themselves in bellows suburban hometown of Brian Doyle Falls.
0:48.0	Now transformed into a gruesome, subtropical surrealist beach town.
0:54.0	Their guide, Nicotine Toans,
0:56.0	has just gotten a few stray grains of sand on his foot
1:00.0	and transformed right before their very eyes
1:03.0	into a twisted beach bum version of himself,
1:07.0	complete with blonde curls, a pokeshell necklace,
1:10.0	a flowered shirt, and most intriguingly of all,
1:13.0	no undershirt whatsoever.
1:15.0	He reintroduces himself.
1:18.0	The name's Nadi Niko,
1:21.0	sleezed to meet you.
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