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We're going to start with our special guest today, Scotty B.

Scottie B., what's on your mind today?

You know, Andrew has me triggered again.

So he came into my studio this morning with a banana and he starts peeling it from the bottom

What? Who does that? I don't understand I never saw that before

I think a lot of people say you're supposed to do it that I've heard that I've heard that

You get fewer strings that way yeah but you're smush it and it gets all gross on the down

You know what you do you boo and it has that hard it has that hard black thing in the bottom. Who wants to eat that? I spit that out. Well, don't eat that. Yeah, I'm fine. Look at his face. You know, I'm going to start really triggering you. I'm going to get to just slice it down the middle and squeeze the banana out. Oh. Like one of those Push pops? Like a cartoon. I'm going to do it that way. You and you're triggering.

All right.

Well, keep an eye on that. Hey, Gandhi, what's up with you? Well, I'm glad that Scotty is our special guest today because he needs to hear this. Lately, he has been getting caught up in all of these scams for the elderly. And it is making me laugh so hard. Like what? So somebody keeps sending him things that are just random items.

So he got like a can of Dr. Pepper. He got just one packet of applesauce. And obviously it's because they want you to scan the QR code, see where it came from, and then they bam, they get all your stuff. But he's also involved in this whole thing where his picture and likeness have been used to scam elderly women out of all of their money. And I just need to know where his information was sold that all these things are for old people. That's a good question. Why you, why are you the chosen ones on the dark web? I don't know how I'm telling you because I'm okay looking. I'm not super hot and I'm not ugly. So they like that. What's how to do with the age range though? You're getting scammed by all the old people scans. Yeah, you're receiving stuff. Only ugly people receive. Only ugly people drink Dr. Pepper and eat applesau. Oh my gosh. I don't know. I don't know. I just keep getting stuff in the mail and I keep getting scammed on Instagram. But the worst part is he is bringing these things into the office in case they are bombs. Yeah, I don't want them home. What? So you bring them here? I'm gonna leave Matt on the table and let someone drink the Dr. Pepper and eat the Albaugh. You're a bad person. You are a bad person. Hey, what's up with you today, scary? So my dad calls me, he's like, Anthony. They tried to scam me with Amex.

They said there was fraud. today scary so my dad calls me he's like here today they tried to scam me with

Amex they said there was fraud basically he got a text message saying there

$175 was charged at the mobile station and he's like ah ah there's no he says I'm too smart

for this and then he got to follow a phone call that there's fraud did you receive fraud

he cursed the guy out hung up on them but that's what amx actually does well my dad

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