Around the Room: Milk Thief or Genius?
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
Gandhi shares bizarre animal facts that somehow get more disturbing by the second, Froggy discovers a “Too Good” yogurt that tastes like cake batter, Skeery is left starving after his food delivery never shows up, Danielle refuses to use a suspiciously pre-popped jar of pasta sauce, Nate questions everything we think we know about dinosaurs (and introduces the Micropachycephalosaurus), and Scotty B witnesses a man casually pouring himself free milk at a convenience store—and now can’t decide if it’s theft or just bold behavior.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.1 | It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. |
| 0:10.4 | I've got an idea. |
| 0:11.5 | What's that? |
| 0:12.2 | Let's go around the room. |
| 0:14.3 | Great idea. |
| 0:16.7 | Thank you, Nate. |
| 0:19.8 | Hey, Gandhi. |
| 0:20.7 | What's going on with you today? |
| 0:21.8 | So you know I love animals and I follow all these pages that have random animal facts and I just wanted to share some of them with you. Maybe you've already heard of this, but act like you haven't. Did you know? I didn't know that. Did you know what the Brazilian wandering spider does? What does the Brazilian watering spider do? Wandering. If it bites you, it can cause an erection that lasts for up to four hours. |
| 0:40.4 | All right. |
| 0:40.7 | Four hours. You used to have to get bitten by the spider froggy. Okay. Did you know? Do they have to bite your wiener? I don't think so. I think it's just if you get bitten. These are great questions. I should dive further down the rabbit hole. Did you know female ferrets can die from not getting laid? And female octopus, c's octopi, however you would want to say that, they strangle and eat males who annoy them when they aren't in the mood. Good. These animals are just amazing. Okay. Which male member of our show would be strangled, killed by the octopi first? Scary. Hey! I mean, I'm just, I don't know. I'm guessing. Froggy's a close second. I know, Scotty's in the running, too. Scottie's a close third. Yeah, for sure. Hey, Froggy, what's up with you today? Dude, I found this, I'm not a fan of yogurt whatsoever. I found this brand of yogurt called Too Good. It's T-O-O-O-G-O-D. |
| 1:44.4 | G-O-D. The Madagascar vanilla, this is not an ad. It tastes like cake batter. It is the best tasting yogurt I've ever eaten in my whole life, and it has no sugar and low-calorie. It is so good. Try it out. |
| 1:45.4 | It tastes like eating cake batter. |
| 1:46.0 | You know what? |
| 1:59.2 | The best vanilla in the world comes from Madagascar. That's what it's called. Madagascar vanilla. Strawberry is pretty good too, but it is no Madagascar vanilla. What's the name of it again? Good? What? Too good. Too good. I'm in. Thanks for the tip. |
| 2:00.8 | Hey, scary, what's up with you? |
| 2:03.0 | I went hungry the other night. |
| 2:00.8 | I ordered in. Thanks for the tip. Hey, scary, what's up with you? |
| 2:03.0 | I went hungry the other night. |
| 2:04.7 | I ordered food. |
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