Around the Room: Froggy’s AirPod Fart Warning & Skeery Becomes a Shelf Guy
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
Skeery realizes adulthood has officially arrived after getting emotional over perfectly measured Amazon shelves, Danielle learns in church that “WD-40” literally means the 40th attempt at the formula, Froggy issues a public warning about farting during walks while wearing AirPods, Gandhi explains why choking in public is somehow the most humiliating experience possible, and special guest Lee Schrager drops surprisingly deep life advice: “If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you always got.” Meanwhile, Lee accidentally misses one of the hardest restaurant reservations in town because he wrote down the wrong date. Classic.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Do you know what my favorite room in the house is? Which one? The Around the Room. Oh, hello. And let's go. Around the Room. What's on the minds of people in the room? Scary. Hi. What do you have? Well, this is how I know I've grown old. |
| 0:23.0 | I decided to add some shelves to a kitchen cabinet because I want to get more things in the |
| 0:29.5 | cabinet. |
| 0:30.2 | So I did some measurements and I went to Amazon and I got these custom built shelves. |
| 0:35.5 | And then the joy on my face when the shelf actually fit and I hammered the little pin into the thing that holds it. |
| 0:43.5 | Into the hole. |
| 0:44.2 | And then all my glasses went into the shelf perfectly and with like no room to give on either. |
| 0:50.6 | And I'm like, wow, look at this. |
| 0:52.3 | A perfectly built shelf. |
| 0:54.1 | And I'm like, this is what I get |
| 0:56.5 | off on these days good for you no no I wear the times the days when I was frivolous and fun and |
| 1:02.9 | going out drinking and partying like I'm like I've become this this guy that a former shell of myself |
| 1:08.4 | maybe I've grown old you're growing responsible responsible, Skierry. Yeah. You are. You're responsible. I think we're proud of you. Does measuring and installing shelves give you joy? Yes, of course. It's accomplishment. You should try more of that in your life. I've become my father. You should try to accomplish more. |
| 1:28.2 | We love you, scary. |
| 1:29.5 | Danielle, what's up? |
| 1:30.5 | All right, so I go to church on Sundays. |
| 1:32.3 | You guys know that. |
| 1:33.3 | So when the priest does the homily, they usually talk about like the readings. |
| 1:37.3 | Well, this priest was talking about WD40. |
| 1:40.1 | Everybody knows what that is, right? |
| 1:41.7 | It's like, you know, it helps to fix things like that. It's a lubricine, yeah. |
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