Around the Room: Froggy Learns He’s Been Using Too Much Toothpaste for 50 Years
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
Froggy realizes toothpaste commercials tricked him into overloading his toothbrush his entire life, Danielle gets unexpectedly violated by a doodle sniffing directly at her butt in an elevator, Scotty B installs an industrial bathroom sign after his daughters keep flushing everything imaginable, Gandhi regrets telling someone they remind her of a chaotic TV character, Nate spirals over men who refuse to wear underwear, and Skeery finally unloads his old apartment after months of stressing over owning two places at once.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.1 | It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. |
| 0:10.4 | It's a room. |
| 0:11.1 | Let's go around it. |
| 0:12.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:13.5 | I'm starting with Froggy. |
| 0:14.8 | Froggy, what's on your mind today? |
| 0:15.9 | I realized I've been doing the toothpaste thing all wrong. |
| 0:19.2 | Does anybody else in this room when you use toothpaste, do you fill the entire brush up |
| 0:23.0 | with toothpaste or do you just put a little dot? |
| 0:25.4 | Just a dot. |
| 0:26.7 | Really? |
| 0:27.6 | I think I overdo it. |
| 0:28.8 | They're saying that in the old days, they had toothpaste commercials that would show |
| 0:32.9 | them putting a whole huge massive blob on your brush. |
| 0:36.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:36.7 | So you would go out faster and go buy more. But what did you learn, Froggy? Well, the Aqua Fresh logo is the entire brush full of toothpaste. That's how I've been doing it. Last night I got scolded. Lisa's like, that's how much you use. No wonder you go through toothpaste so much. You're only supposed to use about as big as your pinky nail, like a dot. I had no idea. I've been toothpasteing wrong for 50 years. I didn't know there was a right or wrong way. I thought it was. Put on what you want. I reload halfway around my mouth. What? Seriously. I do this side with one and then I re-mower on? All right, that's a little much scary. |
| 1:12.1 | I do too low. |
| 1:12.8 | Oh my God, you do the toothpaste reload? |
| 1:15.0 | I do two loads of toothpaste. |
| 1:17.2 | Two loads of toothpaste. |
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