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First of all, it looks like, are your Cowboys officially eliminated now?

Yeah, 6, 7, and 1 at this point? You would need the Eagles to lose their remaining three games.

Yeah. That's not happening. And they smack the rate as like you thought they would yesterday.

Yeah, that was no contest.

I did see that J.J. McCarthy was told not to do the gritty dance celebration.

He was told this in practice when he did.

Imagine doing this in practice.

Like, what a loser you are.

Yes, I can't actually.

I can see it.

He did the dance in practice. And Kevin O'Connell said, don't do that. You're stupid. He did it. And it wasn't even like a go-ahead score. It was a game-tying score. Yeah. I mean, these guys don't keep... He's like, oh, the coach tonight, that's okay, I'll deal with it. Okay, how about you don't play now for the rest of the year, loser?

Because that doesn't give him the best chance to win. He needs him to play well. That's where these players have all the power. I know. It stinks. They really do. Players and really good radio talk show hosts have all the power. To some degree. No one was telling Howard Stern or I miss what to do.

Well, they were.

They just weren't listening.

Right, but it didn't matter. Like, Mark Chernoff wasn't really in charge of Howard Stern. Howard Stern was in charge of Howard Stern. As long as the money kept coming in. Once the money stops. But Jay G. McCarthy is not Tom Brady or Patrick Mahomes. But they have a lot invested in him. They need him to be.

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