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But one of those Papa shot basketball games and has seen their productivity drop exponentially.

Welcome to another edition of Around the NFL.

I'm Dan Hansis.

I got a virtual room filled with heroes.

Greg Rosenthal, Mark Sessler, Colleen Wolfe. Yes, Santa did import a Papa shot into my home in December and I've gotten quite good at it, A, and B, I do use it way more than my own children.

I don't know you have a paha'a shot. I'm going to come over. That's great.

Oh, yeah. It's the official one, too. Okay? It's not a knockoff.

Do you ever like compete against them and talk trash when they can't stand up to you

because they're just little kids? No, because they, I am so much better than them that it does,

there's no way to actually compete in any meaningful way. So it's a lot of more solo private time

for old Zeus or in the Papa shot.

And then whenever the kids have any interest in playing, I'll throw them a bone and watch them and tell them.

They're doing great.

But they're really not.

Like, I'm so much better than them at it.

This was my approach with the sport of tennis with my children, which I've dialogued

with you guys about before, where it was like an absolute seek and destroy mission.

Right.

And like let's not leave any wiggle room about who's the most dominant performer.

Thank you.

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