Greetings and salutations. You've successfully arrived at the bloody disgusting network.

The passage of time will now bring you to something strange, unique, and idiosyncratic.

Have a good time.

Shh. Shh. Listen into this. This is the tape I found downstairs.

It has been a number of years since I began excavating the ruins of Kandar with a group of my colleagues.

Now my wife and I have retreated to a small cabin in the solitude of these mountains.

I believe I have made a significant find in the

condarian ruins, a volume of ancient Sumerian burial practices and funerary

incantations. It is entitled Naturon de Monte, roughly translated Book of the Dead.

From the Narl Woods of Michigan, to the Sun Kiss skyline of LA.

We are Halloween.

You said I hope you understand when you read this letter that you're better off without me

Cus around me is stormy weather

Stormy weather, stormy weather, it always surrounds me.

Latuvarata Nicto.

Hey I got on the first try.

Welcome yet again to Halloweenes an Evil Dead podcast.

I am one of your co-host Justin Gerber versus Army of Darkness.

And it's a stowingly appropriate that I have adapted such a nickname for this episode because

we are covering what marks the end of the Ash Williams Evil Dead film trilogy with coverage of Sam Ramey's 1993, in some cases, fan favorite, army of darkness.

But before we get sucked into a portal back centuries earlier,

along with our boomstick and beating up delta,

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