Hey very good morning. You just gone six o'clock. It is Monday, the 9th of March.

You would talk, of course, the Home of Common Sense on the Home of Alarm Clock Britain.

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You can leave your voice note to Christian, who makes the first one today. 03,000, 411,000, text to 8,7, treble two. Packed, packed show today. Of course, we're going to be talking about Iran, but we'll talk about the royals, we'll talk about the army, we'll talk about the price of oil. Not good. And we'll talk about how you shouldn't

put your flag up because it doesn't go down well. But ladies and gentlemen, let's just start as I was

minding my own business on Saturday. The Donald did it again. I don't know if you saw this or heard

it on Truth Social. This is what he put out at about 8 o'clock on Saturday morning. The United Kingdom wants our great ally,

maybe the greatest of them all, is finally giving serious thought to sending two aircraft carriers

to the Middle East. That's okay, Prime Minister Stama. We don't want them any longer, we don't need

them, but we will remember. We don't need people that join wars after we've already won, President Donald J. Trump.

Now, Poppy Coburn is here. We're going to jump in stroke away because she and I actually agree on this

massively. Whether or not you feel you should have been in the first wave or you shouldn't.

He had a view, Stama, right? He had a view like Corbyn had a view. And I would respect an ounce of this

human being if he ever stuck to the view. Barb's from Donald Trump. He says, for the right of the

British people, I'm not going. In fact, I think a poll over the weekends that the majority of Brits agree with

him, but because he's completely

incapable of A, making a decision and sticking to it, he then crawls, front page of the

mail, Stama's humbling phone call to Trump, front page of the express. Incompetent Stama is

killing the special relationship. Because actually, Donald Trump, I suspect, is one of those people. If you stand up to, he's all right. But what happens over the weekend, Stama makes a call and says, I know you caught me a loser, but I'd like to send a ship now. And is it all right? Can I just point out, by the way, the ship that he has offered the aircraft carrier. This is really important.

But I need to tell you this, man.

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