Seriously? You tried to terrorize New York subway commuters? Nice try. Nice.

New York commuters don't even flinch when the subway break dancers kick two inches away from their face.

They have to battle rats for the seat, which for the record you should only give up if the rat is pregnant.

Yeah, I liked the defiance. Yes, I liked the light-hearted you guys are a joke attitude.

That is perfect. Yeah. A little less sad, a little more defiant. That is awesome.

Find myself in agreement with Colbert for once. Shocking. So you tell me this is a big deal. I think this is a big deal.

But as usual, it's what did Trump mean and he is an expert at phrasing things.

We're doing things that you could take one way, but you can explain yourself out of it if it gets too hot.

Captain ambiguous. He's pretty good at that. Yeah, okay. Hit me. No, I wasn't mocking a handicap person, which I buy or bought.

Sure. But he does that a lot though, where you know, you could take it the really wrong way, but he has a wiggle way out. Sure.

So you got this senator. He's big about everything. Even if you agree with him, it's hard to tell.

But this seems pretty calculated when he does all these things, you know, the racial stuff that just a lot of comments that are like way over the top.

But vague enough that he can back out of it. Okay. All right. Let's hear it. So I got to set it all up.

So senator from New York, Kirsten Gillibrand, I always get Kirsten, Kristen and Kirsten mixed up. This is a Kirsten.

All right. Or is it a Kirsten? No, it's Kirsten. Okay.

She's a senator from New York. Now she's got an interesting start because she was really tight with Bill and Hill.

And worked hard for Hillary and campaigned with Bill.

campaigned with Bill. And as recently as a couple of years ago, was tweeting about how honored she was to be part of the Clinton family and that sort of stuff.

Who now says Clinton should have resigned and Hillary is a witch for supporting him and all that sort of stuff over the sexual harassment stuff.

And some people are giving her enough credit to say she's just, you know, becoming lightened on it.

Some people are say she's just an opportunist opportunist who goes with whatever flavor is hot of the day.

So yesterday she said President Trump needs to resign based on all the women that went on the today show yesterday with Megan Calle, all the Trump accusers and tell them their stories.

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