Fred and John, a man fell off a carnival cruise and lived to tell the tale.

Oh, that's unfortunate.

Is this man from A, Florida, B, Alabama?

Alabama.

The people of Alabama love carnival cruises.

And the best is when you have like a friend who's on social media like look at the beautiful

but no it's just a petri dish of awfulness and i will say this and call me it's like the square

one mall it floats yeah exactly it's it's it's it's a it's a floating it's a float it's the most aptly named company in the world is literally a floating carnival filled with carnies and fat chicks with little boyfriends that rub their backs.

That's a square one mall.

I used to live right around the corner from there.

I know exactly.

Did I nail it or did I nail it, John?

I used to live on Route 99, less than a mile from there.

I told you when I got the stupid truce I was on, stopped. In Turks and Cicos, I couldn't have been more excited. Yeah. And they landlocked us on this dumb dock. and all there was was a Ron John

serve shop in a Margaritaville

where you could only buy beer by the yard

because that's how the people

Oh beer by the yard because that's how the people... Beer by the yard. You could only buy beer by the yard. Oh yeah, a nice 90 degree day, a nice yard of beer. It's so fresh by the time you get to the bottom. In those stupid Hicks, like they were so happy that they were there like they like none of them they

and then the boats are next to each other before you take off and they're all and there's like

rust and vomit and just garbage and just like girls with three boobs like all just a total recall

situation yeah it's just genetic freaks everywhere don't go on a carnival

cruise if you can't afford if you can't afford just i was in a royal caribbean it was great if you

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