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The Political Orphanage

Armed Monkey Scarecrows (Friday Release Valve)

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Jeremy Kareken and Joe Terwilliger join Heaton to sort out the week's best, under served headlines, including stories about:

* Dennis Rodman

* Bear bone vodka

* Priests blessing nuclear weapons

Transcript

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0:00.0

It is Friday and I am so tired of being thoughtful and substantive so I'm not going to do that anymore

0:06.7

What I'm going to do is find some fun people to discuss the week's

0:10.7

underserved headlines some of the best and least thinky stories that I could find

0:17.0

that we're going to do if you're new to the program, on Wednesdays and Thursdays we do a flagship

0:21.4

episode where I talk to a thought leader or an author, sometimes

0:25.6

a British lord.

0:26.7

And on Fridays I bring on degenerate friends of mine to discuss funny stories.

0:32.0

So Wednesday's the salad. Friday is the after dinner

0:35.7

shots that we're doing in the kitchen with the chefs. That's what you're

0:38.3

exposing yourself to. And the chefs that I am bringing on today are Jeremy Keriken back again.

0:44.3

Welcome back, Jeremy.

0:45.8

Good to be here.

0:47.6

Jeremy is a playwright, a very funny person, a former speech writer for Gary Johnson and also a

0:54.0

COVID survivor which I didn't know about congratulations to Jeremy.

0:56.7

Thank you thank you it's good to be on this side of the dirt.

0:59.9

Yeah good great great and uh And new to the program and introduced by Jeremy is Joe Twilliger.

1:07.6

Joe is a neurobiologist, genetics professor, what are you exactly in geneticist he's a geneticist and you

1:15.6

might wonder why am I bringing on a geneticist instead of a comedian as I usually do

1:19.7

the reason is in addition to Jeremy assuring me that you're pretty funny Joe you're

1:23.5

also apparently the official translator for Dennis Rodman when he goes to North

1:28.8

Korea is that right?

1:29.8

Yeah I mean I basically organized his trips and I liaise with the North Koreans and I go with him.

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