Armed and Glazed

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired July 16, 2025: Someone punched a horse. Running into your teacher at an unusual place. Everything you wanna know about the Double Dutch Rudder.

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0:00.0	Hey podcast pals. It's Dana from the Half Fast Morning Show. As always, we appreciate you checking on the podcast and it's all brought to you by our friends at standard heating and air conditioning.
0:09.7	The July heat means it's officially swass and crotch soup season. Gross! It also means our AC units are being put to the test.
0:17.3	I recently went through an issue myself and I was so happy to have my friends at
0:21.0	Standard Heating and Air Conditioning in my corner. They gave me real options, didn't make me feel
0:26.5	like a dummy for not knowing a single thing about HVAC systems, and let me choose what work
0:31.5	best for my home and my budget. No pressure, just comfort my way. Enjoy the show. Thanks for
0:37.4	listening and stay cool this summer with Standard.
0:39.9	The 93X half-ass morning show.
0:43.7	Ninety-three.
0:45.9	Air.
0:51.4	The halfway mark, huh?
0:54.8	The friggin' halfway mark. Wednesday.
0:57.6	We're happier than hell to fire up today's program for you.
1:02.1	And we appreciate you very much.
1:05.8	I'll be damned if she didn't dump all the way down to 60-some degrees.
1:10.1	Love it. That feels very good. Rain washed dump all the way down to 60 some degrees. Love it.
1:11.0	It feels very good.
1:13.4	Rain washed away all the heat, for now at least.
1:18.4	Today is going to be a rainy bastard.
1:21.4	You know what? Some folks say, they say it's a good day to sit down and watch a motion picture on a day like today.
1:28.7	I'd agree with that.
1:32.0	And speaking of pouring your carcass down onto the couch and watching a movie,
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