Armchair Anonymous: Wild Card XI
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Umbrella
4.6 • 69.9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us a crazy story.
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| 0:00.0 | Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad free right now. |
| 0:06.5 | Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. |
| 0:10.0 | Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:14.3 | Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. |
| 0:16.9 | I'm Dan Shepard and I'm joined by Monica Padman. |
| 0:19.7 | Hi. |
| 0:20.7 | Today is Wildcard. What number of Wildcard do you think this is? Nine. And don't you think you went further than what you really think, right? Because you know I'm going to say it's high. Sure. Do you really think it's seven? No, I think it's nine. You think it's nine. It's 11. Oh, wow. Oh, my wild card. Lucky 1111. |
| 0:55.5 | I love 1111. That's my number. I guess that's when we do wildcard the 1,111,111 episode. You'll get really excited. You're only halfway there on 11th. But, you know, there's a doozy as all wild cards are, and that's why we keep doing them. |
| 0:58.2 | And that's why we're going to push, push, push until we get to 1100. |
| 1:00.0 | Push, push. |
| 1:02.6 | Lewis, forget about the car. |
| 1:04.0 | Push, push, push. |
| 1:05.5 | That's Toto, friend of the pot. Toto woof. |
| 1:06.6 | Please enjoy Wildcard. |
| 1:10.6 | All times come and go. |
| 1:13.6 | Good times, take them slow. |
| 1:17.6 | My life, I had a more. |
| 1:21.6 | I've got to know, I'm'm gonna keep on shining. |
| 1:29.9 | Hi, Marcos. |
| 1:31.7 | Hello, I'm doing great. |
| 1:32.9 | Where are you? |
| 1:33.5 | In South Texas, McCallan, Texas out in the Rio Grande Valley. |
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